Salmon Sticks

I have nothing against tasty fish.  And I definitely have no qualms about delicious pasta.  But when you put the two together, jam them into a stick with some cream sauce, and then deep-fry the concoction...well, then I start to have my doubts.  Not KFC!  They think it's a great idea, and that's why they're serving up salmon sticks in some of their restaurants in Thailand. 

"We go to great lengths to please you!"  You sure do...but I'm not pleased.

Would you eat it?